irl w/loki ;

[glaived]

[ OKAY SO THERE ARE TWO THREADS IN HERE TO CUT DOWN ON THE NUMBER OF POSTS I HAVE TO MAKE. SIF FINDING LOKI AS A YOUNG CHILD AND THEN LOKI'S SWITCH BACK TO ADULT MCBROODING KINGLY ODINSON. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME. ]

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[trickstering]

You're not being fair, and you're not answering me.

[glaived]

[ kids. ]

I am not entirely sure if you want to know the answers. Or even should know them.

[trickstering]

I do want to know.

[glaived]

Your brother was banished to Midgard, and you have done nothing as King to see him returned to us. I know not why, only that I have tried to convince you otherwise and you will not hear of it.

[trickstering]

[hey hey hey he's told you like a gazillion times why sif 8| ]

That doesn't make sense!

[glaived]

But it is the truth.

[ blah blah blah she thinks he's being stupid about it. ]

Ask what else you wish to know, and this time I swear I will answer them.

[ that's good right? she doesn't know how to deal with kids. ]

[trickstering]

Are we still friends?

[glaived]

Yes. Though at times you can be completely insufferable and extremely maddening.

[ not like he was any different as a child, though. ]

[trickstering]

Then why didn't I apologize to you?

[glaived]

[ a shrug. ]

Perhaps you believed that you were in the right at the time. It was centuries ago, however, do not give it much thought.

[trickstering]

How come you were looking for me?

[glaived]

We switched bodies a few days before this - I was checking to see if you'd returned to normal as I had.

[ clearly not. ]

[trickstering]

[what]

[glaived]

Magic, something called a virus.

[ h/o she's gonna pat herself down for her phone. ]

I am not sure how it all works - though I know someone who could tell you if you wished.

[trickstering]

[nvm that sif we have more important issues here.]

Can we go to Thor?

[glaived]

I... do not know if that would be wise.

[ oh god what do. ]

[trickstering]

Why?

[glaived]

Asgard would be without its king.

[ not like it hasn't the past few days but man how does she smuggle a kid out of the palace. ]

[trickstering]

I'm 200, I'm not a king.

[glaived]

But you will be.

[ and she doesn't know how to do this. ]

Your mother will not leave your father's bedside - she cannot rule.

[trickstering]

Neither can I!

[glaived]

You truly wish to see your brother?

[trickstering]

Yes.

[glaived]

[ a sigh, because this is really not what she wanted to have to deal with this day. ]

Do you swear to behave yourself and cause no trouble?

[trickstering]

I swear to behave myself and cause no trouble.